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July 19th, 2006

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If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:
Your title is:Oh Great Powerful Super-Duper One
Your symbol is:the tiger, for that cool stripey don't-mess-with-me-ness
You rule from:a floating castle - ABOVE A VOLCANO!!
At your side is:your griffon steed, Simba
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:sexy elves with swords
Your most popular law is:No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:You must be offered a role in any new movie you want
Your worst enemy is:rumored to be cuter than you . . . so not true!
Your popularity rating is:: 96%
Your chance of being overthrown is:: 21%
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July 9th, 2006

andy's meme

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

I miss somebody right now. I don't watch much TV these days.  (but i tape several shows... >_>;) I own lots of books.  (really? lots)
I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (they're broken! it's sad. i can't afford to replace them right now) I love to play video games.  (but a rarely do) I've tried marijuana.  (once, ofter prom. not enough to feel it. though i have been hotboxed several times)
I've watched porn movies.  (hilarious) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (up to a point)
I curse sometimes. × I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (in knowledge, perhaps. not in personality) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (No, but i used to cary pepper spray ^_^)
it goes on...Collapse )

July 5th, 2006

Plaza Shinanigans

OK, Amy tells me that whenever something funny happens, I'm supposed to write it down, so here it goes.

Picture if you will, any who have visited my place of employment, Plaza Cafe at approximately 7 am. I am loitering by the entrance waiting for our conference groups to show up when I hear a sudden, unexplained burst of laughter, quickly joined by more voices until it sounds as if every employee is busting up. Curious, I lean back to get a view of the servery, and see... Michelle, a very pretty, slight girl who is normally about a B-cup [I think, I haven't really asked]walking around with very realistic looking breasts...that are WAY bigger than they should be. She begins walking over to me, as I too am laughing, smirks and takes out...two latex gloves filled with water and tied together. At this point I am [ashamedly] giggling like a madwoman. Then she explains that originally the water was uneven, so one breast was bigger than the other, which was apparently even more funny. Ian, never one to pass up a practical joke, appropriated the gloves, and also walked around with fake breasts, while I was not privileged to see this, I'm told it was quite a sight. About 15 minutes later, Michelle is back with the gloves, only now they're tied in such a way as to look like a very angry, ugly baby. She'd even drawn mad eyes and a little squiggly mouth >=/ and was carrying it around in a little black tub. It was actually kind of cute... A few minutes after that I here a shout from the servery, apparently someone had put the water baby on international station [i.e. above a heat source] and then for some reason proceeded to poke the 'baby'. Sadly, this proved to much of a challenge for the poor latex,the gloves burst and water flooded the tater-tots; Robert, the cook, was not pleased.

Morals of the story:
* Latex gloves make great fake breasts,if you're not worried about potentially wet shirts.
* Latex water babies are not to be poked.
* Tater-tots are indeed water soluble.
* AND: strange things happen when you schedule 12 college students to work at 5:45am, than stupidly proceed to give them caffeine, sugar and WAY to much free time.^_~

June 24th, 2006

Space Filler

This page looks empty and sad, so I'm writing random gibberish in an attempt to make it happier. I, however, have nothing to say. My life is pretty routine at the moment. Work, sleep, waiting for classes to start. The only halfway exciting thing [aka super annoying] thing to happen to me recently is that I lost my keys a couple days ago and they've yet to turn up. I have resorted to borrowing my roomate's house key, wich she so thoughtfully left behind, that gives me five days to find mine. Wish me luck.

June 19th, 2006

First Entry Ever

So. Starting a LiveJournal... We'll see how this goes.
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